Updated 04/01/25
Welcome to the MyVMK April Fools’ Day Newsletter! Buckle up, Dreamers — it’s time for some totally real, definitely-not-suspicious updates!
New Land Unlocked: Disney’s Parking Lot Adventure
Say goodbye to Fantasyland and hello to Parking Structure Level 3! Players can now experience the thrill of finding a spot, losing their car, and waving at trams that never stop. Park smarter, not harder.
Head over to Emporium for Extremely Practical Fashion Invisible Sneakers – Perfect for silent disco nights. One Sock (Left Only) – Fashion-forward. Mismatched is in. Daisy Duck’s Backup Wig – Quack in style. All items cost 1,000,000 credits. Or a hug. Depends on your vibes.
New Minigame: Queue Simulator
Ever dream of standing in line... virtually? Now you can! Experience the authentic thrill of:
1.Watching other avatars get on the ride first
2.Listening to looped safety instructions
3. And occasionally getting kicked back to the hub for "realism"
Earn exclusive prizes like the Fastpass That Doesn’t Work™ and the Stale Pretzel Hat
Character Meet & Greet: Evil Cursed Mickey
Our newest character meet-up features Evil Cursed Mickey, who only appears between 2:03 and 2:07 AM wearing a fedora and muttering cryptic riddles.
Cyber Bug Fixes: Super Serious and Real
-All furniture is now edible
-The sky occasionally screams
-Trading now requires interpretive dance approval
-Avatars now age in real time
MYVMK GOES 3D VR AI NFT WEB8.0. We’ve sold the game to a blockchain-based AI-run startup called “DreamZap.io.” All rooms now procedurally generated by a sentient toaster.
New motto:
MyVMK is dedicated to the safety and wellbeing of our players. This is why we have moderators working around the clock to make sure everyone follows our rules.
You can read our rules by clicking on the button below. Be sure to follow them, or you might end up getting banned!
If you have any troubles, you can also contact us by clicking the big CONTACT US button below, too!